Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"?
Aren't we are already there?
If you get motion sickness on a DOWN escalator...
Do you still throw-UP?
Why should you never drill a hole in a clock?
Because time will run out.
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, "Who's your favorite person in the Bible?"
Susie said, "King Solomon."
"Can you tell us why?"
"Because he was so nice to ladies and to animals."
"What do you mean?"
"He had six hundred wives and three hundred porcupines."