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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.

Peter: Whatever for?

Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.

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Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?

I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.

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Customer: Waiter, I’ll have grits, please.

Waiter: Hominy, sir?

Customer: Oh, a couple of dozen.

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