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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |
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Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A flight attendant was on the red-eye to Manila when a water leak developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout the cabin of the 747.

A very sleepy passenger who had become aware of the dampness asked the attendant, "Has it been raining?"

Keeping a straight face, the attendant replied, "Yes, but we put the top up."

With a sigh of relief, the passenger went back to sleep.

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posted by "merk" |
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is...

You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |