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Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

A flight attendant was on the red-eye to Manila when a water leak developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout the cabin of the 747.

A very sleepy passenger who had become aware of the dampness asked the attendant, "Has it been raining?"

Keeping a straight face, the attendant replied, "Yes, but we put the top up."

With a sigh of relief, the passenger went back to sleep.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, yet a substantial tax cut saves you only $30.00?