Latest Jokes

The ironing board...

The ironing board is a surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.

I love being married...

It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

An American bought the fastest car ever created.

He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"

The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"