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The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk.

"Just answer the phone if it rings, Jim," instructed the proprietor.

The phone rang.

"Hello," said the clerk.

"Do you have streptomycin and aureomycin?" asked a voice at the other end.

The clerk scratched his head, then said, "Ma'am, when I said 'Hello' I told you everything I know."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I always wanted to know...

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks'?

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"

I replied, "Correct."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |