The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"
Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"
Susan: "No more piano lessons."
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...
How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?
My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.
She then wrote "I love you" on it.
Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!