Latest Jokes

Tom: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

Jerry: No, but I’ve seen what cats do to mice!

One day I'd like to GO to Conclusions...

But you always have to jump to them, and I'm not much on physical activity.

I just can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.