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Favorite this joke I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
An American bought the fastest car ever created.
He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"
The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha was and asked her, "Notice anything different?"
To which she replied, "No," with a puzzled look on her face.
My husband then said to her, "My beard's gone."
Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared when she said, "I didn't take it!"
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