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When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...

Mistaken for patience!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

3 votes

posted by "Chloe2015" |
1 votes

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background.

All she wanted was a man of upright character.

Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.

The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common - they were both compulsive liars!

1 votes

posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.

Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."

4 votes

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posted by "Marty" |