I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'...
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Judge: What is the prisoner charged with?
Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast.
Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures.
Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras.
Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.
Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.
Bob: Why not?
Joe: No man is that strong.
While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."
I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.
That's when I overheard another pupil say to him, "Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."