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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

She felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioner.

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sunny Caribbean. They were discussing their great vacations when the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

That is quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer, quite puzzled, asked, "How do YOU start a flood?"

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.