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$5.00 won 1 votes

A North Korean soldier was asked to measure the height of a comrade's rifle.

"I can't," he replied. "My ruler is only 12 inches."

The friend looked at him, rather confused, and said, "I actually think Kim Jong-un is taller than that."

1 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A grocer put up a sign that read: "Eggplants, $0.25 each -- three for a dollar."

All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"

"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Paul: What are you making?

Arthur: A brilliant new invention.

Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell, they laughed at Geck.

Paul: Who's Geck?

Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?
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Paul: No, what did he invent?

Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

My wife is a compulsive shopper.

She likes to buy everything that’s marked down.

Last night she brought home an escalator!

3 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |