Latest Jokes

What happens when a cougar loses their hearing?

They become a Def Leppard!

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...

The rest cheat in Europe.

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.

The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing."

Shocked, the daddy cautiously asked what that one thing might be.

"Paw Patrol, of course," said the girl.

I hate hotel bath towels.

They’re so thick I can’t close my suitcase.