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$50.00 won 6 votes

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

She felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioner.

6 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sunny Caribbean. They were discussing their great vacations when the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

That is quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer, quite puzzled, asked, "How do YOU start a flood?"

5 votes

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posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

3 votes

posted by "greens52" |
1 votes

One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.

“Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead of just Billy?”

“Well,” Billy Bob answered, “When I was little like you, I used to get in trouble a lot, and when I did my mom always called me by both names. I guess after a while, it just stuck.”

“Oh no!” Tommy cried. “I’d better straighten up then!”

“Why’s that?” Billy Bob asked.

“I don’t want to end up being called ‘you naughty kid’ for the rest of my life!”

1 votes

posted by "merk" |