Latest Jokes

Would anyone be interested in being my companion?

Asking for a friend.

A local doctor cares for a family who owns a funeral home.

When the father came in for a visit, the doctor greeted him, "It's good to see you."

His reply, "It's better to be seen than to be viewed."

My wife hasn't had a headache since her strict adherence to modern health standards...

I'm onboard with being part of the solution, but I sure wish they'd loosen up on that social distancing thing.

People say that money is not the key to happiness...

But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.