Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
My wife left me because I’m insecure...
No wait, she’s back, she just went to get coffee.
Two guys are driving in the countryside. One says, "Tiger Wood... isn't he famous or something?"
"Yeah, I think he plays golf or something."
"Does he have a brother named Fire who's in jail?"
"I don't know. Why?"
"I just saw a sign that said 'FREE FIRE WOOD!'"
'Pre' means before...
'Post' means after...
To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!