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The bank robber enters the bank with his gun drawn in plain sight.

He walks to the middle of the lobby, pauses for a few seconds, turns around a couple of times, and then approaches a teller.

Then scratching his temple with the gun barrel, he says to the teller, "Do you ever enter a room and forget why?"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?”

“Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married...

A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A bunch of ellipses, a cylinder, and some lines are hanging around together talking:

The ellipses, “Hey, we’re leaves!”

The long cylinder, “And I’m a trunk.”

The lines, “I guess we’re branches.”

They arrange themselves accordingly. Euclid comes along, sits down next to the shapes, and asks what they are.

The shapes respond, “Gee, I’m a tree!”

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "JCVD" |