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$6.00 won 4 votes

I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.

Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.

"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

A guy kept boring his friends by going on and on about his ideas for a musical based on his life.

Eventually one of them said to him, “Look man, there’s no need to make a song and dance about it!”

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Guess nobody's home...

5 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

A music store was robbed last week...

Thieves made away with the lute.

2 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |