Latest Jokes

My wife told me I was immature...

So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.

My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.

I had some pretty big shoes to fill.

A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.

A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey, of course!

One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer." The bartender served the man his drink and said, "That will be four dollars." The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."

So the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep.

Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "This is a Singles Bar."