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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many.”

“That one is a freebie.”

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

There is never enough time to do it right the first time...

But there is always enough time to do it over!

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining."

"I can't," says the other, "it's got holes in it."

"Holes in it?" the first lady asks. "Why did you bring it with you?"

The response, "I didn't think it would rain."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Egbert" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

On a recent flight from New York to Seattle an elderly lady stands up and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, "I am. What is the problem?"

She replies, "Do you want to meet my daughter?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |