Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.
Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.
People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.
Everyone told Sam not to sing...
But Samsung anyway.
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.