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Both sides of our family turned out for my wife's college graduation. After the dean finished awarding all the diploma's, he requested, "Will all the 'cum laudes' please stand up?"

My mother-in-law leaned over and whispered, "Wow! The Cum Laude family sure has a lot of kids!"

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "merk" |
3 votes

"Hey Alexa, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product I can afford to buy...."

Alexa: "Apple Juice."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."

The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |