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I'm am so old...

that when I was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Jamin1" |
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Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn't get along at all.

One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones's door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, "I know we don't talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today."

Farmer Jones replied, "I'm certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?"

"Because," Farmer Brown said, "you're always supposed to notify the next of kin."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Charlie Franks" |
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After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.

Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.”

His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I was standing in a lunch line with my husband when the guy in front of us looked down at my very pregnant belly, smiled, and asked, “What are you having?”

My impatient husband replied, “A steak sandwich.”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |