Latest Jokes

'Pre' means before...

'Post' means after...

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!

Teacher: "Little Johnny can you tell the class what the word Pejorative means?"

Little Johnny: "Pejorative, an adjective, having a disparaging, derogatory, or belittling effect or force."

Teacher: "I'm impressed, you must have been studying."

Little Johnny: " Not really, I was channel surfing and happened to be on C-Span when the remotes battery died."

I was on a date with this really great lady.

Well it wasn't really a date-date, more like we ate dinner and saw a movie together.

Then the plane landed.

“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells...

You may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.”