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Judge: What is the prisoner charged with?

Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast.

Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures.

Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
1 votes

Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.

Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.

Bob: Why not?

Joe: No man is that strong.

1 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."

I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.

That's when I overheard another pupil say to him, "Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

6:30 is the best time on a clock...

Hands down!

5 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |