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My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.

Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."

His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.

It’s because of the small arms.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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posted by "greens52" |