I'm absolutely heartbroken. My Wife just broke up with me over my chronic gambling addiction...
... But it's okay, I'll win her back.
Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...
Great man, horrible cabinet maker.
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”
Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”
Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”