My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.
Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"
"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."
His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.
It’s because of the small arms.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.