Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe.
A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.
The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing."
Shocked, the daddy cautiously asked what that one thing might be.
"Paw Patrol, of course," said the girl.
I hate hotel bath towels.
They’re so thick I can’t close my suitcase.