My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
Tom: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?
Jerry: No, but I’ve seen what cats do to mice!
One day I'd like to GO to Conclusions...
But you always have to jump to them, and I'm not much on physical activity.
I just can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.