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I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

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posted by "merk" |
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Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?

To get her spine fixed!

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Vincent Bartholomew III" |
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Garbage collectors were picking up our trash as my wife walked back into our house. A particular barrel was very heavy.

“Lady, we can’t take this,” one man called out. “It’s way over the weight limit.”

My wife turned her eight-month-pregnant figure toward him. “It didn’t seem that heavy when I carried it out,” she said.

Without another word, the man emptied the barrel into the truck.

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posted by "merk" |
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This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.

So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.

He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"

"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."

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posted by "merk" |