Latest Jokes

My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"

I replied, "Correct."

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.

Peter: Whatever for?

Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.

Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?

I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.