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I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive.

We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood donor".

That's when I knew she wasn't my type.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jenmo1" |
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My son’s math teacher called him average...

I just think he’s mean.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar. The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.

The bartender takes out a bottle and says, "This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?"

The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate scientist says to the bartender, "Those climate-change deniers! You can show them the proof but they still won't buy it!

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posted by "maryjones" |
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What's the difference between a vision and a sight?

When my wife gets dressed up for a party she looks like a vision and when she wakes up in the morning she's a sight!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |