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Lunching with a friend in a fast-food restaurant, I was telling her about a teenager who had rear-ended my car. The teen blamed me for the accident.

"She even called me every dirty name in the book!" I said.

Just then I looked over to the next table where two nine-year-old boys had apparently been paying close attention to my story.

One said to the other, "There's a book?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

A: K9P.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Gaggs" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the young man to substitute for the regular minister.

The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece of plywood over the hole -- that's a substitute."

After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said: "You were no substitute. You were a real pane!"

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.

She's hallucinating.

She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |