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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"

I said, "Not at all."

He said, "Kiss?"

I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."

Grandma: "Oh, what nice new boots! Where did you get them?"

Granddaughter: "At the store."

Grandma: "Which one?"

Granddaughter: "Both of them."

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...

Repeat the sound another time...

Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...

Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!