Latest Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend?

Doctor: Stay out of those places!

Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.

Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.

Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.

“You need glasses,” the eye doctor said.

“I’m already wearing glasses,” replied the patient.

“In that case,” the doctor said, “I need glasses.”

A new electric car was introduced with a hatchback design that offered great utility.

Dealers were inundated with requests for an upgraded rear window defroster.

When asked why, the more common response was: "To keep our hands warm while pushing it."