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"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"

"No."

"It's a beautiful tale."

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When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A commercial boasted that its product could help people live pain-free in their golden years.

“Am I in my golden years?” my wife asked.

“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I asked my 91-year-old father, “Dad, what were your good old days?”

His thoughtful reply: “When I wasn’t good, and I wasn’t old.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |