My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job.
I asked him how much he enjoyed it.
"It's Sew-Sew."
A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.
“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”
“Is that all in caps?” she asked.
Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”
Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’”
Tech support: “Well?”
Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
It was the usual day at our bank.
A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?”
Without looking up, I replied, “Move.”