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Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Bob and Marge had friends over for card night. The guys played poker while the ladies played bridge in a different room down the hall. The guys were talking about the part time jobs they had during college. After everyone except Bob had told their stories all eyes were on him.

Bob leaned in and whispered, “Marge doesn’t like it when I tell people this but I was a model back in college. There was a time when the image of my face was seen by millions across America on a daily basis. Marge thinks my sharing of this story is unwarranted boast and I should keep it to myself.”

Just then Marge piped in from other room... “You had one modeling job Bob and that’s only because your high school buddy invented the bobble head!”

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posted by "Marty" |
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"Did you see that charming girl smile at me?"

"Yeah, but the first time I saw you, I too had to smile."

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$6.00 won 2 votes

When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, I could follow all the moves.

But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.

But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.

But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings.

What to do?

I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.

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posted by "wadejagz" |