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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.

The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

A soccer hooligan is charged with disorderly conduct and assault after a match. The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown something into the river not far from the stadium.

“What exactly did the accused throw into the river?” the judge asks.

“Stones, sir,” the officer replies.

The judge is confused. “Well, that’s hardly an offense, officer.”

“It was in this case, sir,” the officer explains. “Stones was the name of the referee.”

7 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
1 votes

Attorney: “She had three children, right?”

Witness: “Yes.”

Attorney: “How many were boys?”

Witness: “None.”

Attorney: “Were there any girls?”

Witness: “Your honor... I think I need a different attorney!"

1 votes

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
5 votes

An 8 year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'.

As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky.

Her father asked what was wrong.

As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

5 votes

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posted by "chocco" |