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$12.00 won 2 votes

"Have you got anything to drink?"


"I meant something harder?"


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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
1 votes

Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children.

After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "Please leave the bathroom as you found it."

I noticed the bathroom was in the usual mess after my son used it, so I called, "Brian, how did you find the bathroom?"

After a brief pause, he replied, "Straight down the hall, first door on the right."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

Bobby: What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant, and a bag of cement?

Ray: I give up, what's the difference?

Bobby: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.

Ray: What about the bag of cement?

Bobby: I just threw that in to make it hard.

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
3 votes

Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court.

Accused: Hahahaha

Judge: I wasn't talking to you!

3 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Agbishera" |