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Favorite this joke College is really just kidnapping done backwards...
If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...
.... and not "griefcase."
Father is giving his son some life advice.
Father: “If you want to be a good man, you must be honest and cautious in life.”
Son: “And what does that mean?”
Father: “You must fulfill everything you’ve promised.”
Son: “And cautious?”
Father: “Never make any promises.”
I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.
It thought there was something wrong with me.
It asked me if I had died.
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