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My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your WEEDER!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Always follow your dreams!

Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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There are advantages to being over the age of 60...

1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
2. Things you buy now won't wear out.

3. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

4. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
5. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |