Latest Jokes

$12.00 won 2 votes

Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.

"Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one, "don't step on it!"

"Why not?" asked the sibling.

"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
1 votes

Question: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

Answer: Take off your glasses.

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

Someone broke into my garage last night and took a bunch of stuff, including my limbo stick!

Seriously, how low can you go?

3 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.

Tom: What do you want with an elephant?

Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.

2 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |