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My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him...

"If you tickle a man to death by accident... is it manslaughter???

In a moment of closeness, she whispered, "I love you dearly!"

Now, he was an avid hunter and he heard, "I love you deerly!"

In order to continue the romance, he said, "And I love you bearly!"

But, alas, she heard, "I love you barely!"

Here, we must paws...

College is really just kidnapping done backwards...

If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!

Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...

.... and not "griefcase."