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What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.

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A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...

So they named him Humphrey.

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posted by "Driver" |
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One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the auctioneer. "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?

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