Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
What type of music do unpaid musicians play?
The neighborhood I lived in had a storm rapidly pass through.
When I returned home from work I noticed our outbuilding was gone.
Asking my wife about it, her reply was simple, "Gone with the Wind!"
When I was growing up I had an imaginary color...
But it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.