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A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off.

"Who was that?" the wife demanded.

"If you must know," the husband replied, "that was my mistress."

"Your mistress? That's it! I want a divorce!" the wife fumed.

The husband looked her straight in the eye and said, "Are you sure you want to give up our big house in the suburbs, your Mercedes, your furs, your jewelry, and our vacation home in Mexico?"

For a long time they continued dining in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her husband and said, "Isn't that Steve over there? Who's he with?"

"That's HIS mistress," her husband replied.

"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is much cuter."

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

At their high school reunion, Sarah and Esther meet up for the first time in fifty years.

Sarah begins to tell Esther about her children: "My son is a doctor and he's got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer and they have three great kids. So tell me Esther, how about your kids?"

Esther replies, "Unfortunately, Morty and I don't have any children and so we have no grandchildren either."

Sarah says, "No children and no grandchildren... so tell me, Esther, what do you do for aggravation?"


3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Retired Terp" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

Boss: Why your performance has not improved this year?

Employee: Because I didn't get good incentives.

Boss: Why didn't you get good incentives?

Employee: Because my performance has not improved this year???

4 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Klein" |
4 votes
 

“Sir, you cannot fish here!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing. I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”

4 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |