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Two sewing machines are sitting at a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "Hey, aren't you a Singer?!"

It turns and says, "Why? Ja-no-me?"

And then the bartender said, "Oh Brother."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

"What's this about, Mom?" she asks.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," the mother answers.

"Is it working?" her daughter asks.

"Yes and no," her mom replies. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 5 votes
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A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, "What's that big brass basin for?"

"That's the talking clock," answered the man.

He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off! Don't you know that it's 2:00 A.M.!"

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's almost half over," he said.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |