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Moe: Did you hear about the trouble in the bakery last night?

Joe: No, what happened?

Moe: Two stale buns tried to get fresh.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.

If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.

6 votes

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posted by "merk" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...

I’d have $6.30 right now!

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out.

The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in.

One day at dinner time, Out was home, but In was no where to be seen. Mama Skunk sent Out out to bring In in for dinner. Out quickly returned with In and Mama was amazed.

"However did you find In so quickly in all the vast forest?" asked Mama.

"Easy," said Out. "Instinct!"

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posted by "HENNE" |