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The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.


The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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How do science teachers freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.

When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.

"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."

4 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |