Latest Jokes

"Do you believe marriage is a lottery?"

"No... it's not. In a lottery, a man is supposed to have a chance."

They told me, "Follow your dreams..."

So I went back to bed.

A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man.

The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please, let her go..."

Robber: "I only care about the jewels! I won't hurt you if you give me what I want..."

Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"

Robber: "Wow, you must really love your wife..."

Guy: "What? Oh no, my wife is about to get home!"