I have a phobia of German sausages...
Yes, I fear the wurst!
Is there rehab for gossiping?
I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does...
What did one disgruntled cardboard fake fan say to another?
"I wasn't cut out for this!"
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.