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Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Everyone knows I’m a stickler for good spelling. So when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to “decifer” them, I had to set him straight.

“Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f,” I wrote. “In case you’ve forgotten, spell-checker comes free with your Microsoft program.”

A minute later came his reply, “Must be dephective.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why do people recite at a play but play at a recital?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

A: He'll dessert you.

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posted by "kellymario" |