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The teacher in Little Johnnys class approached him and directed he go to the principal's office. When he got there, the principle said to him, "Little Johnny, I've had complaints about you from all your teachers. What have you been doing?"

Little Johnny replied, "Nothing, Sir!"

The principal replied, "EXACTLY!"

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis?"

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

Two sewing machines are sitting at a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "Hey, aren't you a Singer?!"

It turns and says, "Why? Ja-no-me?"

And then the bartender said, "Oh Brother."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

"What's this about, Mom?" she asks.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," the mother answers.

"Is it working?" her daughter asks.

"Yes and no," her mom replies. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |