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Me: "Say please...."

Toddler: ".........."

Me: "Say thank you..."

Toddler: ".............."

Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!"

Toddler: "Ah, crap!"

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posted by "Dansei59" |
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As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Exercise works best first thing in the morning...

Before your brain figures out what you're doing.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. He gets a recommendation for a great dog trainer and decides to go there. The dog owner walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog?"

The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a quick demonstration of how I work."

He dumps a box full of bones on the floor and blows a whistle. A dog comes in and makes a skeleton with the bones.

"Wow!" says the dog owner, "What kind of dog is that?"

"That's a nurse's dog," responds the trainer.

Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building.

The dog owner says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?"

"That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer.

Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes all the bones and runs away.

"What kind of dog is that?" says the dog owner.

"That's a lawyer's dog."

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posted by "HENNE" |