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"Dad," I said to my father on Father's Day, "it's Father's Day today! As a gift, I want to take you and mom out for a great day!"

"Thank you, my son," said my father, taking a deep draw from his cigarette. "If you really want to get me a gift, just take your mom out for the whole day."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "XKCK" |
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I was talking with my best friend the other day, and we talked about a very beautiful girl who was married to a very rich yet very ugly man.

"What a pity!" she said.

"Why?" I asked.

"It's a pity I wasn't the bride," she said with a deep sigh.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "XKCK" |
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Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

What else, a chicken tender!

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posted by "Hannah Pom" |