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My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glen Rae" |
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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Success is relative...

The more success, the more relatives!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |