My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...
I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do your own research.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?
Handle bars.