My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.
I told him to grow a pear.
Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, sings.
Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with a newspaper and it would die.
Shows how toxic the media is.
I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.
I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.