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The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.

"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."

"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.

"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.

"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

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My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.

It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!

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Want to feel old?

A celebrity you’ve never heard of has never heard of a celebrity that you have heard of.

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My doctor has an odd sense of humor.

When I broke my leg skiing he thought it was humerus.

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