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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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posted by "maryjones" |
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I just NEED to vent, I have had enough!!! I'll never help anyone again...EVER!!! The other day it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing looked about froze out there in the cold. Couldn't even talk or move.

But the next morning he had just vanished. Not a word, no goodbye or even a thank you for sheltering him! The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks I get for being good to people???

I want to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a hat and scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks! Don't bring him into your house!! He will make a huge mess on the floor and then disappear!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...

I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "maryjones" |
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One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.

The crew's foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation.

The supervisor says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels... just lean on each other until they arrive."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |