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"Why did you choose to be cremated?"

"Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Tim Conkling" |
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Why Dogs and Cats are better than children...

1) Eat less and don't ask for money all the time
2) Are easier to train and normally come when called
3) Don't smoke or drink
4) Don't want to wear your clothes
5) If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.

Yesterday, I got the first lesson in the mail.

It was an empty envelope.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$50.00 won 5 votes

I renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.

I said, "Yes, I’ve got a dog."

She asked, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!"

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |