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A little girl loses one of her baby teeth. That night, before bed, she puts it under her pillow for the Tooth Fairy.

The next day she wakes up, looks under the pillow, and the tooth is still there. She asks her mother why the Tooth Fairy didn’t come?

Instead of explaining the mother yells out to her husband, ”Bill, you forgot to put out the tooth fairy money, didn’t you?”

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posted by "JCVD" |
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When it comes to telling her age, she's shy...

About 10 years shy!!!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why is 68 afraid of 70?

Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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"Where do you see yourself in six months?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

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posted by "mcdanijt" |