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$12.00 won 10 votes

The insurance agent was having quite an easy time selling Mrs. Cunningham insurance on her husband's life. In fact he thought it was too easy.

When all the details were finalized Mrs. Cunningham casually asked, "Now if my husband should die tomorrow what would I get?"

"That would depend entirely," the insurance man replied, "on how the evidence is presented to the jury."

10 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

Little Johnny went fishing with his dad, who had his fishing license on the back of his hat.

After a while they had caught no fish when Little Johnny offered the following suggestion: "Dad, turn your hat around so the fish can see your license."

11 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
0 votes

At the funeral of the richest man in town, a stranger saw a woman crying very loudly. The stranger said, “Are you a relative of the deceased?”

“No.”

“Then why are you crying?”

“That’s why!”

0 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

"Those are fighting words where I come from!"

"Well, then why don't you fight?!?!"

"Cause I ain't where I come from!"

3 votes

posted by "Pshark1998" |