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One minute you're young and fun...

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the former boxer-turned-barista ask his patrons?

"Ya want one lump or two???"

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posted by "Wano U" |
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I've never been married...

... but I've had a few near Mrs.!!!

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.

She said, "I don't know how it could be any easier to see. It's in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked 'matches'. Can't see how you missed it?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |