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My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.

I told him to grow a pear.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, sings.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with a newspaper and it would die.

Shows how toxic the media is.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.

I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |