What does the duck say mommy?
Quack Quack.
What does the kitty say mommy?
Meow.
What does the donkey say?
You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.
Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?
He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.
Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?
You're not alone.
I recently came into a lot of money...
and that's why I got fired from the bank.