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I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

4 votes

posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
1 votes

A scientist was working on an equation that would make ION propulsion viable but after several months he couldn’t make his theory work.

His neighbor a pastor at the local church took one look at the algorithm and solved in minutes.

The Scientist was astonished thinking it must be a miracle. The pastor said, “It was easy; after all they’re Parish-ION-ers.”

1 votes

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posted by "Marty" |
2 votes

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

2 votes

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posted by "greens52" |
2 votes

I ordered a cell phone case from an online retailer, and they sent me a child size face mask.

So I put it on my phone and it hasn't caught a virus since!

2 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "David Kuhns" |