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What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?

A 'Can’t-elope'!

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posted by "Njehia" |
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”

So we stopped playing chess.

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My mother and I were walking through the mall when a man stopped us to ask if we would take part in a survey. One of the questions was; "Do you think there is too much sex in movies?"

"I don't know," replied my mother. "I'm usually too wrapped up in the film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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"Why is it that a judge has so little time left for himself?"

"I suppose it's because he is so busy."

"Wrong. It's because he hands out so much time to other people."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |