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Favorite this joke While getting ready for school, our parents would always ask if we washed our "its"....
That's our zits, pits, and private bits.
A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.
”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”
What does the duck say mommy?
Quack Quack.
What does the kitty say mommy?
Meow.
What does the donkey say?
You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.
Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?
He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.
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