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A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.

The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it."


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posted by "HENNE" |
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War does not determine who is right...

Only who is left.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date."

A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application."

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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer...

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'"

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'"

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.'"

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posted by "wadejagz" |