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Favorite this joke Where do you find lost silverware?
Answer: At the fork in the road.
Why do husbands die before their wives?
Answer: They want to.
You know why the word "dark" ends in a 'k'?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"
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