Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.
"So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks.
The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year."
The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?"
The other answers, "No, but I wanted to."
What is the one thing joke writers learn first?
Proper grammar is a buzz kill.
The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people...
It tells other people where to go!
I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...
But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.