Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away... "Hello! We're down here..."
Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: There was an old man that lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: Were you helping him search for it? How nice of you.
Little Johnny: Actually I was sitting on it, waiting for him to give up searching and leave.