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Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.

"So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks.

The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year."

The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?"

The other answers, "No, but I wanted to."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
1 votes

What is the one thing joke writers learn first?

Proper grammar is a buzz kill.

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posted by "Marty" |
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The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people...

It tells other people where to go!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Glen Rae" |
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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...

But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

2 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Charlie Franks" |