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People get impressed when I tell them my home is designed by a famous Italian...

Until I invite them home and they realize I live in a Fiat.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "mcdanijt" |
2 votes

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."

"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

6 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”

“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |