Latest Jokes

The good thing about having a husband who never listens is being able to say: "I already told you that."

Whether you did or not, he'll never know the difference.

Why is it cheaper to have a party in a haunted house?

Because a ghost will bring the boos.

I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.

After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.

“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm that's worth at least $137,000."